Why do you do it? Why do you fly off in the box with him?
Because…it’s amazing. Because I see wonders. 

(Source: rubyredwisp, via ben-c)

drarna:

before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

(Source: neptunain, via tylerhortonhearsawho)

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

(via tylerhortonhearsawho)

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

(via dr0pkiick)

scropiusmalfoy:

otp challenge → 6/7 scenes

↳ ”Let’s get divorced!”

(via ben-c)

  • God: *creates the human butt*
  • God: Oh they are gonna love this

(via ben-c)

(Source: neonarizona, via pvnkofficial)

suspensed:

babe was extra cheesy today

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(via ruinedchildhood)

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(Source: shopjeen, via tymingon)

lolshtus:

Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

lolshtus:

Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

(via tymingon)

voltorbo:

when you type oaky instead of okay

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(Source: ceramicdogyoupaintedinthirdgrade, via ruinedchildhood)